School is back in. Eight of you enrolled, four of you did the homework, and the Deputy Commissioner has read every single paper. Rob top of the class. Adam names his team on the Saturday and puts up a hundred and seventy one on the Sunday. Steve benches sixty-six points and loses by twenty-nine. The Chairman loses in his own building.
And two of you still have not typed a team name into the box, which is why you are now THE BENCH MOB and THE PASSWORD until further notice.
“I've got a favorite. It's not you.”